Wednesdays: The Wackness

You know whats wack? Mainstream media making all these girls feel like looking as good as Jessica Alba isnt even good enough. You know what's really wack? The Big 3 asking us to bail them out when they were too stupid to realize that the economic boom was gonna go bust eventually.

Yeah, these people photoshopped Jessica Alba. So now they're essentially saying that even if you starve yourself and try to attain what is genetically only possible for a small portion of the populous it still ain't good enough. You fail, we photoshop you now. And this cycle of creating unrealistic standards for young girls to try and meet? It's not stopping.



NOW

As for the Auto Companies. Here is a letter.

Dear GM, FordMotorCo, and Chrysler LLC.

You guys suck, you know that? First you decide that Big Oil is a better friend than the consumer and drag your feet for thirty years on making fuel efficiency a priority. 

Then, when we all got rich and lazy you encouraged further gas gluttony with about 30 new models of SUV in the late 90's. You saw that people were buying multiple cars per person and thought this would last forever, so you gave cheap credit to everyone (just like those housing fools), and gave your Unions outrageous contracts. 

Now that the @#&^ is hitting the fan you realize that we want gas sippers but you make about four. We're not spending money like idiots anymore and you were counting on that. 

And those Union contracts? Well you just screwed yourselves on that. Letting someone retire young and then giving them 95% of their salary for life?? Are you kidding me?? 

So now you want us to bail you out. Well too bad. 

Let the Oil Companies bail you out. I mean, they owe you. You guys make all the gas guzzlers. Now get outta my face.

Love, VinKong